I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.