I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

I think belief is like having the first Microsoft Windows - it's so rudimentary, in the human brainwork, it's so obviously a sham.

Why are men talking about what clothes they're wearing? It's so unmanly, I think. It's like Versailles before the Revolution, without the style.

I made odd noises as a child. Just did weird things, like turn off light switches twice. I think my parents thought I had Tourette's syndrome.

I think you have to be weird to swim breaststroke.

People turn into fools when they see a movie star and do weird things.