Why are men talking about what clothes they're wearing? It's so unmanly, I think. It's like Versailles before the Revolution, without the style.

I think belief is like having the first Microsoft Windows - it's so rudimentary, in the human brainwork, it's so obviously a sham.

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot.

I'm miserable: that's why I have such a bad back, because I'm endlessly stressing out about my career.

One of the great things about having Madonna in the movie is that most gay men probably would want to have sex with her.