I so hate it when I'm quoted to thwart the juices and desires of the great interior design public at large' - Daily Express

I so hate it when I'm quoted to thwart the juices and desires of the great interior design public at large' - Daily Express

I've just bought myself a G-string - which is rather fun.

Purple is sex personified - it's like something from Agent Provocateur with spaghetti straps and nothing like enough support'

Being a Dad is the new black.

Re: William Morris 'He didn't quite bring down the Walls of Jericho so much as cover them in nice wallpaper