I speak two languages, Body and English.

Language is the roadmap of a culture. It tells you where its people came from and where they are going.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.