I started giving one guy a hard time about the upcoming (NFL) Saints-Panthers game, and he started to reach into his pocket because he wanted to bet me, ... Then he realized he lost his wallet in the flood.

I appreciate the administration giving me a time line to meet with NFL teams, and now the time has come for me to say that I'm no longer a candidate for any NFL head coaching position. It was a great process and learning experience.

The deliverance of the saints must take place some time before 1914

By giving the public a rich and full melody, distinctly arranged and well played, all the time creating new tone colors and patterns, I feel we have a better chance of being successful. I want a kick to my band, but I don't want the rhythm to hog the spotlight.

I looked like giving up wouldn't have been all bad at one time, but nobody on this team did. We had a tough break at the start of the race.

Over the years The Stand have been great about giving me stage time if I need to run new material. The audience is always a great mix of attentive and loud and lively: you get that good listening quality that any good comedy club should have.