I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?
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Related I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening. BARBRA STREISAND We believe that in your province you have granted a second term to our president, George W. Bush, an... BILLY GRAHAM If President Bush told Dick Cheney to do something, rather than the other way around, that would be ... DAVIS LOGSDON a George Bush-Dick Cheney conservative who wants to bring his right-wing agenda to King County gover... RON SIMS George W. Bush and Dick Cheney want to restore some dignity to the White House. They want to restore... DAN CRONIN I've gotten to know John Kerry since the primaries. The reason I'm going out and working my you know... HOWARD DEAN I don't think that (U.S. President) George Bush...is a man of honor." HARRY BELAFONTE I thought that Gov. Bush's attack on Al Gore, his character and credibility, was very unfair and not... JOE LIEBERMAN If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for ... BOBBY W. MILLER I think he [George W. Bush] has a warm, engaging personality. But, you know, the presidency is more ... AL GORE President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a coupl... JAY LENO George Bush has met more foreign heads of state than I have. But a substantial number of them were d... JESSE JACKSON I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he... ANNE ROBINSON According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White Hou... JAY LENO I can't believe George Bush might be president. BRADLEY WHITFORD I always thought George Bush was more oblivious than mean, but oblivious can quickly go to mean. ADAM MCKAY I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist att... HENRY KISSINGER [Last week, George W. Bush told] New York Times ... I'm smart enough to know what I don't know. MAUREEN DOWD There are issues such as what are we going to do with this enormous (budget) surplus that we have. I... BILL BRADLEY I think it's fair to say that over the course of the Bush presidency, if Dick Cheney had had his way... ROME HARTMAN You know, I knew the day that George Bush was elected president that we were in deep, deep shit. I k... TRE COOL Many Americans, and many more people around the world, have been outraged by what they see as Presid... STEPHEN KINZER ... Recalling back to Operation Desert Storm, I can't help asking myself: Wouldn't it be great for o... NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him ... ANNE ROBINSON I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair kn... MICHAEL MOORE When will the prime minister finally stand up and tell George Bush Canadians have had enough with hi... JACK LAYTON Whatever you think of George W. Bush, he left office with his faith intact, and I respect that. DAVID GREGORY I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that... MICHAEL MOORE And remember, this was a president [George W. Bush] who was selected by the Supreme Court rather tha... BARBRA STREISAND Thank God George Bush is our President, RUDY GIULIANI Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush BILL BRADLEY President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important f... JAY LENO Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or eve... JAY LENO George W. Bush, though a president's son, is cast as Reagan's heir even more than his father... NANCY GIBBS Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who could... JAY LENO When George Bush used the Willie Horton ad, he knew what he was doing. PAUL TSONGAS I can't dictate to George W. Bush. GEORGE RYAN Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly has been disturbed over what he sees as the erosion of preside... HELEN THOMAS Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral ... GEORGE W. BUSH Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush. BILL BRADLEY The interesting thing is that it seems like George W. Bush would have been happy being the president... EDDIE VEDDER Mr. (George W.) Bush and I have completed very cordial and productive discussions this morning. MANMOHAN SINGH George Bush was called a lap dog for Ronald Reagan. You have to overcome that. You have to overcome ... RON KAUFMAN What is wrong with George Bush? What is his problem? ED SMITH As long as George Bush is president, we are going to create a permanent class system, ... And we're ... HOWARD DEAN The Democratic party has something to say about Jim Nussle and President Bush. Nussle has been a rub... ERIN SEIDLER [The plaster sculpture] Kissing George Bush ... [George Bush] is a wildly passionate man who consume... DANIEL CHESTER FRENCH I still think in this country, and this might surprise you, the one thing that George Bush said as p... TAVIS SMILEY I have never been more terrified in my life than when Dick Cheney whipped out that gun. I was sure I... DAVID GREGORY Genius, scholar, and war hero though he is, you have to admit - or maybe you should think about admi... ALAN COLMES I expect the German chancellor to personally talk with (United States) president (George W.) Bush an... GERHARD SCHROEDER Thanks to former President George W. Bush - remember the compassionate conservative? - I have a good... CHRISTINA ROMER [I asked Barbour who would win in November, and here is what he said:] Mark, if this election is abo... GEORGE W. BUSH If George W. Bush is elected president, I'm leaving for France. ROBERT ALTMAN If you ask me what am I, I might say 'I am a Californian,' and if George Bush were here, he ... GEORGE P. SHULTZ Of course not, no. Less chance than John Kerry and George W. Bush dropping out. RALPH NADER We all love George Bush and follow George Bush, but everyone is looking for who will be next. LINDA ROBERTS I like something about George W. Bush. A lot. After spending more than a decade having almost physio... JERRY SALTZ I've met Bill Clinton, Obama a couple of times... I certainly didn't meet George Bush, and w... DAVID CROSBY With Bush, I've long thought this presidency has been swallowed by his vice president. Dick Cheney i... JOHN DEAN You don't tell an astronaut what to do. ATMOSPHERE George W. Bush always wanted to be like Ronald Reagan , rather than like his father. THOMAS CRONIN I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! De... MARION BARRY And George Bush hates black -- JON STEWART I won’t tell you what to believe, Eragon. It is far better to be taught to think critically and th... CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI This picture is a tremendously important part of the self-image of George W. Bush, of Dick Cheney (f... ANATOL LIEVEN It will take time to restore chaos GEORGE W. BUSH We've not had one Republican president in 34 years balance the budget. You can't trust right-wing Re... HOWARD DEAN If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez... DAN JENKINS George W. Bush is not only a great president; he was a great candidate. ED GILLESPIE In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future! DAN QUAYLE It's easy to kick somebody when they're down. George W. Bush has dealt with more difficult i... JOHN BOEHNER What President Bush has done speaks more than words about his feeling of compassion and commitment t... THAD COCHRAN I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now. LARRY HAGMAN I think our offensive line is better than we've been, ... I want to stand here someday soon and tell... STEVE MARIUCCI George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American history. HELEN THOMAS On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpasse... JAY LENO In the grand scheme of things, Jamie has played better than George at times. I doubt that Jamie is m... KRIS REINERT There is a deep consensus between Gore and Bush, ... When you look at the last 10 years, there's not... GEORGE FRIEDMAN There is a deep consensus between Gore and Bush. When you look at the last 10 years, there's not muc... GEORGE FRIEDMAN I think Karl Rove saw that in George W. Bush early on and understood the impact that he could have o... ED GILLESPIE The calls that I have received from President Bush and Vice President Cheney, the fact that there ar... TED OLSON I will work closely with John Kerry to make sure we beat George Bush in November and turn our countr... HOWARD DEAN No matter what the greatest tyrant in the world, the greatest terrorist in the world, George W. Bush... HARRY BELAFONTE Looking back on his adolescence from the vantage point of his mid-eighties, George H.W. Bush candidl... H.W. BRANDS To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and we have been suffering ever since under this m... JESSICA LANGE This country was the moral leader of the world until George Bush became president. HOWARD DEAN George Bush hates midgets. CHRIS ROCK God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room... MARGOT KIDDER I told him I didn't have any idea what to do, but George said he would tell me exactly what to do. E... LARRY PACE Despite three rounds of Iraqi elections, 845 brave young Americans died in Iraq in 2005, only 3 fewe... BOB FERTIK It's more important to have friends than it is to have fans. Fans tell you what you want to hear. Fr... DR. A'YANNA WEBSTER George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said... PETER T. KING In his budget, President Bush has given trillions away in a tax cut that favors the wealthiest but h... TERRY MCAULIFFE accomplished a bit more for Bush than for Gore only because there were more question marks for Bush.... STUART ROTHENBERG Look at what President Kennedy managed to achieve during the Cuban missile crisis. If Bush had been ... BIANCA JAGGER I think I present an overwhelming case that these five justices were up to no good, and they deliber... VINCENT BUGLIOSI My son was killed in 2004. I am not paying my taxes for 2004. You killed my son, George Bush, and I ... CINDY SHEEHAN I think this team is as good as Dick Cheney's shooting skills. This is a recycled Bush-Cheney politi... BOB MULHOLLAND You will notice that every single human being absolutely hates George Bush with a passion. JEFF PTAK
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DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL