I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?

I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney want to restore some dignity to the White House. They want to restore honor.

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'

Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

I can't believe George Bush might be president.