I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall on my face. Things worked out when I tried to make it about what I was feeling at that moment and what I was into in that moment of my life.


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William Andrews Clark was caught in a bribery scandal during a campaign for the U.S. Senate - he was...
BILL DEDMAN
The International Brigades and the British volunteers were, numerically, only a small part of the Re...
BILL ALEXANDER
The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports ...
BILL ALEXANDER
Being a broadcaster encompasses the business of sport, which is my life today, and it encompasses th...
BILL WALTON
Chick Hearn was my favorite broadcaster ever - he's the one who taught me to think basketball, h...
BILL WALTON
The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people t...
BILL WALTON
Good writing is clear thinking made visible.
BILL WHEELER
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSON
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
BILL WATTERSON
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and tur...
BILL WATTERSON
Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried ...
BILL WATTERSON
We use the people who are in the bullpen producing.
BILL EVANS
After every massacre in a school, Americans grasp at quick cures. 'Let's install metal detec...
BILL DEDMAN
There's no magic line between an application and an operating system that some bureaucrat in Was...
BILL GATES
The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in m...
BILL DEDMAN
In the Woodstock movie, you see Justin, my son, who is now a filmmaker, being carried off by my wife...
BILL KREUTZMANN
The malaria parasite has been killing children and sapping the strength of whole populations for ten...
BILL GATES
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
I have an addiction to caffeine.
BILL AYERS
Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it's taking photos...
BILL GATES
Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'...
BILL RANCIC
A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
BILL DEDMAN
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS
Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN