I told him I wanted a large front porch where I could drink coffee and play music. Mary wanted a screened-in back porch. And, we needed living space in between.

If I had a free afternoon, I would play music, sit in my backyard, and drink coffee.

My wife always wanted a front porch.

I don't typically drink coffee.

I don't even drink coffee.

Maybe the owner's on the front porch wondering why you are here. And we have to explain to them we got a call to their house and they don't know where it came from. It's somebody's idea of a joke. It's not funny to us.