I understand they may have some budget issues with the golf courses.

Those comments are absolutely outrageous. You know how many kids play golf over at the Muni this summer?

I think that's a last resort.

Pro golf is dull. It's a chorus line of blond towheads you can't even tell apart.

In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.