I walked over to two firemen kneeling on the front porch, and I heard this awful noise. And it was Sonic. He'd been in the house for almost two hours in the fire and flames and deluge of water.

And Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon's porch.

I walked out on the porch, and I just happened to see the fireman there and he said I should go back in the house because there was some kind of chemical spill and they were waiting for HAZMAT to get there.

My wife always wanted a front porch.

I heard this noise. It was awesome.

Maybe the owner's on the front porch wondering why you are here. And we have to explain to them we got a call to their house and they don't know where it came from. It's somebody's idea of a joke. It's not funny to us.