I wanted to be a comedian because I was heavy and I knew a lot of fat comics.

"I wanted to be a comedian because I was heavy and I knew a lot of fat comics."

It's too early to kind of distinguish one style of music for the band,

Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn't."
"Obviously one of is a total nerd.

When I was young, I overheard a Brit say Canada wasn't a real country because it doesn't have any poets. Even then, I kind of knew that was wrong, but I still thought, 'Wow, here's my chance to do something, to be of service to my country.'

A true comedian is really a good humanitarian, but a very rare few match up to that high standard.