I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.