I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy.

The average American is nothing if not patriotic.

I know I will never be happy, but I know I can be gay!

The average American is more focused on leadership than likeability. And more focused on qualifications than quality of speakership.

The average American doesn't realize how much of the laws are written by lobbyists.

I'm not sure the Russians would be happy that their iconic wooly mammoth has North American origins.