The average American is more focused on leadership than likeability. And more focused on qualifications than quality of speakership.

The average American is nothing if not patriotic.

The average American doesn't realize how much of the laws are written by lobbyists.

I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy.

The average American expends more time becoming informed about choosing a car than choosing a candidate. But, then, the consequences of the former choice are immediate and discernible.

The average American doesn't know the difference between a Contra and a caterpillar or between a Sandinista and a sardine.