I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts.

I was an Eagle Scout -- I love the Boy Scouts. But on this one they're wrong. I do believe the Boy Scouts of America need to improve their lightning safety.

If you're a Boy Scout on Mars with a compass, you're lost.

Getting into the Lampoon was like a Boy Scout initiation or something - they'd be very cruel to you until you made someone laugh, then they welcomed you into the fold.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

My father was a very good Boy Scout. He was very skilled with knots, and he showed me how to tie a bow tie.