I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.