I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

There wasn't a colloquial phrase, or curse, that went something like, "May your day be full of angry dragons" or, "May every dragon you meet today be pissed off." But, there should have been.

What goes up must come down, unless a dragon eats it.

One misspoken word and the world will no longer know you.
Mark Andrew Ramsay

What happened out there?”

“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”

“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?