What goes up must come down, unless a dragon eats it.

There wasn't a colloquial phrase, or curse, that went something like, "May your day be full of angry dragons" or, "May every dragon you meet today be pissed off." But, there should have been.

This life is but a brief tenure, one of many perspectives a spirit must experience in the quest for eternity.

Stars are the souls of old sailors. They plot the skies and guide the wayward home.

What happened out there?”

“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”

“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.