I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.

People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.

I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, "Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and let's have a fuck.

I listen to a lot of Phil Collins.

I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.