I work like a retailer. I sell my services, take my money and keep it in the bank.

You never win the silver. You only lose the gold.

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.

If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.

Often I don't say hello to people for fear that they may not remember me.