I wouldn't change a thing as happiness you bring. You are my soul mate. A marriage made by fate.

On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than all the money in the world.

Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.

In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

A survey found that ten percent of those questioned thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife...