There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has 6 children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.

In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.

A survey found that ten percent of those questioned thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife...

I never married. Nobody ever asked me.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest.