I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

I don't like Paris so much.

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.