I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

Being a Jehovah's Witness, I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. I don't vote.

I learned from Jehovah's Witnesses that a fatalistic view is counterproductive.

When everyone recognizes Jehovah's name, then everyone will be happy because everyone will know what to do and how to do it.

remember an old mans ballsack is like christmas tree ornaments, they are only there for decoration.

My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.