My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.

I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.

My dad was pretty strict. We didn't even get to watch any of his movies until I was, like, 17 years old. I didn't even see his stand-up, really, until I started doing stand-up, and that was when I was 22. So he's pretty strict. We had curfews until I was 17... he didn't play around.

Any father whose son raises his hand against him is guilty of having produced a son who raised his hand against him.

My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him break dancing on this piece of a cardboard. I probably always thought they were cool since then. I never knew his comedy, but I used to always see him break dancing. And he was terrible at it.