Melissa McCarthy Quote

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.
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To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's wh...
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There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.
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I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Thei...
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Ben and I have absolutely nothing to do with the Hollywood that's all actors and the Sunset Stri...
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I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy.
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I wore white kabuki makeup, had blue-black hair. At one point, I shaved an inch and a half around my...
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Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throw...
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I think there's so many points of view that you want to make sure your stories are being told fr...
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I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls.
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As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end...
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I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a f...
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Everybody's a train wreck in their own very special way. But there's something wildly freein...
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I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue. I always wonder: Who's her weird f...
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I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue.
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I love the juxtaposition of a sweet little blouse with a motocross look.
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I do think comedy needs to be a living thing, but I think without a great script and fully realized ...
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I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting ...
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I'm obsessed with 'Call The Midwife.'
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I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody diff...
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We're a weird bunch at 'Mike & Molly.' We go to work, and we're crazy about each...
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Ben and I live like hermits. The night of a concert, we'll be like, 'Do you think we can get...
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One of the best parts of a woman's body is that curve, and I go a little bit higher on all of my...
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I have caught my reflection and thought, 'Oof. That girl is struggling. That girl is tired.'...
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I'm not a great pregnant woman.
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and re...
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I lived on a farm in Illinois, and we didn't have a lot of money. But I lived vicariously throug...
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When I was 22, I met with some janky manager, and she told me, 'You're never going to work a...
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I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and...
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I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I lov...
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I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.
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Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, &#...
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I'm like a three-and-a-half, four-hour-a-night sleeper. It's not enough to function.
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Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.
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I just think we tear down women in this country for all these superficial reasons, and women are so ...
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I was never sullen. I was a terrible punk - I was still so chatty.
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I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.
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I'm not a crazy germophobe; I have kids, and that ship has sailed.
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Love is never wrong.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

There is no fear when you choose love. The more you choose love, the more love is in your life. It g...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

I'm for gay marriage, because I'm for gay divorce.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

I don't have a bucket list because it is my dedication to live every day of my life there. I don...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Many of our constituents have one option for cable TV and one price. Our constituents desire choice.
MELISSA BEAN

In fact, 80 percent of our domestic job growth comes from the small- and medium-sized business commu...
MELISSA BEAN

I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration hon...
MELISSA BEAN

As a member of the House Committee on Small Business and because of my own experience as a small bus...
MELISSA BEAN

We must take down the carnies. I think we need to start a campaign to defeat their scamming ways. I ...
MELISSA RAUCH

During a trip to Iraq last fall, I visited our theater hospital at Balad Air Force Base and witnesse...
MELISSA BEAN

Once I overcame breast cancer, I wasn't afraid of anything anymore.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

His face was pale, and he dropped to the floor so that he was half kneeling, half sitting before her...
MELISSA MARR

He pulled something out of his pocket and tried to stick it in her arm. A needle. He'd offered her h...
MELISSA MARR

His blue-black hair fell over his face when he moved, like tiny arrows pointing to pronounced cheeck...
MELISSA MARR

She stood in his kitchen, watching him toy with the ring in his lip. It wasn't quite that he was bit...
MELISSA MARR

As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when li...
MELISSA DECARLO

Every time you shudder from the cold or wrap yourself more tightly in your furs, it reminds me that ...
MELISSA BASHARDOUST

She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities as infinite as the ...
MELISSA LANDERS

Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter.
MELISSA MARR

The songs are inspired by my experiences. Sometimes they are more than my real-life and, conversely,...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

My mother, whom I love dearly, has continually revised my life story within the context of a complic...
MELISSA GILBERT

On the road, as a 'rock star,' there's superficial attention and adulation is thrown at ...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

An actor has to be very, very careful, as one of the most wonderful props - and actors love props - ...
MELISSA LEO

Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. No...
MELISSA BEAN

If you start writing to an audience you're talking down to them. I've never written for any ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

I've started a company, called Tall Girl Productions, and we've got our first project that i...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

I stand before you a totally healthy person.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they...
MELISSA BEAN

But in this Congress, accountability is just a catch phrase, usually directed elsewhere. Demands to ...
MELISSA BEAN

Well, I don't think of myself as a feminist at all. As soon as we start labeling and categorizin...
MELISSA LEO

...she wasn't reading Deathly Hallows at all. Her book wasn't orange but rose and water and sand, an...
MELISSA ANELLI

Chemotherapy tests your sanity.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

I have a very optimistic view of my future right now. I'm very excited to see where it goes, but...
MELISSA BENOIST

Don't let anyone tell you that you have to be a certain way. Be unique. Be what you feel.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't...
MELISSA FRANCIS

Bill walked slowly to Cara's dressed and leaned on the edge, folding his arms as the pine creaked un...
MELISSA LANDERS

I modeled a little bit in Georgia growing up. I did catalogs and different things, but then when I c...
MELISSA ORDWAY

TV is the place for writers to live. This is where you have creative control and you're constant...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

Every day, I just thank the universe that I am as lucky as I am. Because, I went through periods of ...
MELISSA BENOIST

I love an arcade. I love a boardwalk game. But I also love a rollercoaster. Though I think the rolle...
MELISSA RAUCH

All the time, you're going into your modeling agency and they're taking Polaroids of you in ...
MELISSA ORDWAY

I go to movies with my children and see fat kids burping, parents portrayed as total morons, and kid...
MELISSA MATHISON

Talking won't change it. But sometimes it was what she wanted most, to tell someone; often, though, ...
MELISSA MARR

Identity theft is one of the fastest-growing crimes in the nation - especially in the suburbs.
MELISSA BEAN

Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the fa...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

The girl's arms jutted out at awkward angles, not quite hands on the hips belligerent but not relaxe...
MELISSA MARR

Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.
MELISSA MCBRIDE

Finders keepers. Asshole.
MELISSA GREY

There will always be someone else with a different view than you. I appreciate them and would never ...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

There's been so many different types of musicals, and it's a funny genre because there's...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

With 'Darkly Dreaming Dexter,' we as a group of writers had to take a rather thin novel and ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

With 'Twilight,' you have these massive tomes that you have to condense. With 'Penoza,&#...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

In the morning of the night ~~ When I woke to find you gone ~~ I knew your distant devil ~~Must be d...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Humans make art to remember and be remembered,” said Caius. “Art is their weapon against forgett...
MELISSA GREY

Mothers tell your children 'Be quick, you must be strong. Life is full of wonder and love is never w...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny an...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

Mr. Speaker, democracy works best when the American electorate is engaged and informed.
MELISSA BEAN

Ideally a woman should not have a career unless it is necessary for the financial stability of the m...
MELISSA SADOFF

Retention is back. It is not unheard of for hands-on tech candidates to get offers of $10,000 to $15...
MELISSA MAFFETTONE

Under the Environmental Protection Agency's Energy Star Program, homes are independently verifie...
MELISSA BEAN

Chase away sorrow by living
MELISSA MARR

Will you be my forever, Donia?
MELISSA MARR

Catch me, Seth," she invited.
He paused.
"Faeries chase," he said, an then , with a flirta...
MELISSA MARR

I've worked since I was 11 years old, playing music and following the dream, and shaking and mov...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Cancer's like the ultimate excuse. Who's gonna say, 'Oh, no, you have to show up for thi...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

The American people expect more from Congress. They expect fiscal responsibility and common sense. T...
MELISSA BEAN

As part of my efforts to fight identity theft, I worked with my colleagues on the Financial Services...
MELISSA BEAN

It doesn't matter if you're the smartest person in the room: If you're not someone who p...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

Thank God I have four sons. The mother/daughter relationship is one of mankind's great mysteries...
MELISSA GILBERT

This commercial is basically soft-core porn, ... The way she moves, the way she puts her finger in h...
MELISSA CALDWELL

I love to dance; it's one of my favorite things to do.
MELISSA PETERMAN

Until a couple years ago, the FCC was sort of asleep at the wheel when it comes to indecency enforce...
MELISSA CALDWELL

Attorney General Madigan is concerned that oil companies can make billions in profits and not provid...
MELISSA MERZ

We have received a complaint. We're reviewing the issue at hand.
MELISSA MERZ

We have received a complaint.
MELISSA MERZ

Attorney General Madigan believes the Sexually Violent Persons Act is a critical tool in keeping sex...
MELISSA MERZ

This program ... seeks to make sure that people who are a danger to the community are not on the str...
MELISSA MERZ

If he's deemed dangerous ..., he could be kept there for the remainder of his life. The psychiatrist...
MELISSA MERZ

We expect to receive the referral from Auditor General Holland and will look closely at it and addre...
MELISSA MERZ

So what 'Twilight' does is show how women/girls can drive box office and they can support a ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

I'm very fortunate that I have a wonderful family around me and loved ones.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice
MELISSA HAHN

Mum and dad thought I was going to say I was pregnant. I said oh no, no, I've just been nominate...
MELISSA GEORGE

People ask me, 'Is being a parent the be-all, end-all?' And I say, 'Oh, it definitely is...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

If there's a harbour, I probably end up living there.
MELISSA MONDRZEJEWSKA

Humor graces our spirit, and deadly, inappropriate seriousness makes us tiresome sourpusses.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

Bipolar disorder is treated with medication, and we're gaining a lot of knowledge in this area. The ...
MELISSA DELBELLO

I am the parent of teenagers, my daughters are 13 and 15, so the issue of Internet safety has been a...
MELISSA BEAN

We are not commenting on the specifics of evidence because it is an ongoing investigation.
MELISSA SHERMAN

In 'Twilight,' you're setting up the world. You're introducing the world, and I was ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

You cannot force me to make my wishes now" She squared her shoulders and looked at him. "I've read t...
MELISSA MARR

He looked good, like sin in a suit.
MELISSA MARR

I have some close friends I keep in touch with. I knit. I watch a little too much TV. I ski, if the ...
MELISSA LEO

There were not enough women like Kay on TV and now there are none.
MELISSA LEO

I love all the holidays and getting to see my family a lot during the fall. I also love the weather ...
MELISSA ORDWAY

I think one of the major differences between Wonder Woman and Jessica Jones is that Wonder Woman is ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

For every Wal-Mart store opening, we have a number of grants that our stores give to their local nei...
MELISSA O'BRIEN

We've been looking to develop (inland) paddling trails, and this one just came together perfectly.
MELISSA PARKER

I find Jessica Jones a much more interesting character to write for than Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman ...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

The idea actually started from two women in France in order to celebrate a French author on April Fo...
MELISSA NORRIS

In seven days, it went from a dime-size blister to half a softball on the side of her face.
MELISSA DOVER

The congressman is from the Capital region and has been known on occasion to venture outside of his ...
MELISSA CARLSON

The first one on the jaw we call 'Brutus' because he's the big mean guy, and then she has a sugar-cu...
MELISSA DOVER

There's a certain mythology that prevails in Hollywood that kids are only interested in risky or edg...
MELISSA CALDWELL

I have two little children. I didn't want to be missing their childhood while I was away, busy w...
MELISSA MATHISON

I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice t...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

I haven't had a lot of experience with glamour. I've never had to mask myself, as many now n...
MELISSA LEO

Keenan was staring at her, too intently for comfort. "I don't know why certain people shine for othe...
MELISSA MARR

Life happens, and I write about it wherever I am.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Through all of this lovely interviewing, and nice things people say, and the rest of it, I have lear...
MELISSA LEO

There are many plant medicines that are available to us that have a lot of stigma around them that I...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

It's okay. You're going to save me, Miss Maylene." The girl gave her a genuine look of happiness. "I...
MELISSA MARR

I'm still yours, though. That won't ever change, Shadow Girl.
MELISSA MARR

In many cases, advisers may be a student's lifeline.
MELISSA OSTRANDER

It just grew and grew.
MELISSA CAMPBELL

We're going to scour through this document word for word, and we're going to check it against declar...
MELISSA FLEMING

I would say the benefits are not just in the classroom, but in life. The number one benefit is worki...
MELISSA HANCOCK

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS

I'm just happy that I'm skating really good. Sometimes when you're not feeling good, you concentrate...
MELISSA GREGORY

Someone has to be awake with him at all times.
MELISSA MARSH

When the heart beats with true purpose, it needs no other reason to breathe.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

The human heart is strong enough to withstand an unwarranted assault, and brave enough to smile at t...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

Self-pity is the real fool's gold.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

To let fear rule your life, is to let the enemy of humanity win.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

When life tries to get you down, you just start walking a little faster.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

Laugh, and the world will join in; cry and whine, and that same world will tell you to shut the hell...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

Goodness is in the eye of the beholder, and the heart of the believer.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

I'm not full on 'Jersey Shore' Jersey, but in my heart, my bangs are so feathered with t...
MELISSA RAUCH

It's actually mortifying that two doors down, to think that something like that could have happened ...
MELISSA LOPEZ

Neither the cat nor I missed you while you were gone. It's worse than that. We danced the visitor-go...
MELISSA CHECKER

I don't even go there,
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Reading about myself on 'Perez Hilton' was kind of the weirdest thing ever.
MELISSA BENOIST

For them, it's unexpected territory and it's nice to have that guide.
MELISSA JACOBSON

It still hasn't been horrible. We should be okay, only two hours left 'til the eye and then we're go...
MELISSA COOK

I am involved with 'Write Girl,' which is such a great organization, because they go into in...
MELISSA ROSENBERG

The only thing I really hadn't done was throwing and distance. I really kind of dreaded the distance...
MELISSA TALBOT

We kissed for two hours. Eventually, I led him into my bedroom and pulled off both of our shirts. He...
MELISSA FEBOS

The railroads have worked to boost supplies, but we are still not getting the (Powder River Basin) d...
MELISSA MCHENRY

sometimes no matter how many eyelashes or dandelion seeds you blow, no matter how much of your heart...
MELISSA JENSEN

I feel my heart break to see a nation ripped apart by it's own greatest strength - it's dive...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE

Humility is the art of appreciating the people in your life, who forgive you your flaws.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

Friendship is the result of two spirits seeing the full truth of each other.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI

In the guest star situation on a show, it has a feel of a foreign exchange student - you're worr...
MELISSA RAUCH

There could be a room full of toys and all he wants is the candles.
MELISSA HOWELL

From about eight years old I was always making things on the sewing machine. Friends would see me ma...
MELISSA GEORGE

We had a great time on the floor, though we had a few bobbles. We were so relaxed. By that time, we ...
MELISSA ARMS

I think they both are strong contenders especially with what they did this weekend.
MELISSA ARMS

I think it was a real advantage having tough judges tonight because we're heading into the states. T...
MELISSA ARMS

We're losing a lot of talent.
MELISSA ARMS

We had a lot of confidence coming in. I told them to treat it like a championship but to have fun.
MELISSA ARMS

Kim couldn't have done that routine better. She had a great week at practice and came in very confid...
MELISSA ARMS

Branford is a team that is trying to build. But we had some highlights. We had Alyssa back, and she ...
MELISSA ARMS

Heather tried a more difficult first pass on floor. It's a big risk, and it could have a big payoff....
MELISSA ARMS

Finally. Finally. She [Strickland] finally broke the barrier. She was sick, and she's finally starti...
MELISSA ARMS

I'm very pleased...It's awesome! We weren't expecting anything and we wanted to go out and be proud ...
MELISSA ARMS

After graduation I plan on substituting in Jackson Township schools as an elementary school teacher....
MELISSA ALLEN

We are in the process of building a church. Hopefully this way we can start out doing good works on ...
MELISSA ALLEN

We put a bite of food from every dish onto each plate and when they've gone through the line, their ...
MELISSA ALLEN

Last year was huge. It's probably the biggest fundraiser we've ever done for the Family Life Center....
MELISSA ALLEN

It's a little bigger this year. I think the teachers are getting more involved and are encouraging t...
MELISSA ALLEN

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.

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I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.

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