I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

We women continue to swallow this line that it's unladylike or even proof of being a lesbian if you wear flat shoes like Doc Martens. I'm prepared to put up with that accusation, because at least my feet aren't killing me and I don't look like a bandy ostrich.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.

One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.