I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat.
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W. MARK FELT I haven't leaked anything to anybody. They are wrong!
W. MARK FELT I have to do this my way.
W. MARK FELT I never leaked information to Woodward and Bernstein or anyone else!
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MARK V. HURD Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
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ACTION BRONSON I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic tr...
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STEPHEN GRAHAM I love jazz music and sad music. I'm a sentimental guy. I'm a romantic guy.
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KEN HARRELSON I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24-7. I'm Mr. Roses.
A. J. MCLEAN I enjoy playing Mr. Darcy, but I'm not hungry to play Mark Darcy again.
COLIN FIRTH If I'm the smartest guy in the room, I'm in the wrong room.
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