I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

There's always a source for humor.

Those are parallel! Leave me alone!

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

Life covered his graduation,

Obliviously On He Sails: The Bush Administration in Rhyme.