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Mae West

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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
WALTER WINCHELL
She's been on more laps than a napkin
WALTER WINCHELL
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
I've been a conservative in West Virginia before that was popular. I've seen a change in Wes...
JOHN RAESE
I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. I've been asked for ...
RICK ASTLEY
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I've loved every minute I've spent in television. And I've had much more failure, as tra...
AARON SORKIN
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
I've been more single than not in my short life.
MICHAEL KIWANUKA
I've never been more famous than I was, suddenly, in 1986.
WENDY COPE
I've been on Letterman a couple of times. I've been on Leno more than a couple times, and no...
MITT ROMNEY
I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history.
FLOYD PATTERSON
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy ...
PAT OLIPHANT
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
I've never been more normal than I am now.
ADELE
Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT
I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocke...
KURT BUSCH
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
I've been all over meeting government ministers and such in Caribbean financial circles. There&#...
PATRICK M. BYRNE
The fact I've been in every lineup of Yes has been more by default than design.
CHRIS SQUIRE
There has never been a moment when faith hasn't been an important part of my life. There have be...
MARCO RUBIO
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screw...
SEAN CONNERY
I can't hurt any more than I've been hurt, I can't cry any more than I've cried. I&#...
CHERYL COLE
I've always been more drawn to being normal than being famous.
VINCE GILL
I'm a native West Virginian and I've been called everything from a hillbilly to a stump jump...
JOHN RAESE
Last, in restaurants you spend a lot of time dealing with people who are very unhappy. Soup has been...
JOHN HICKENLOOPER
I've always been a very outdoors sort of girl. I'm more a tomboy than a girly girl.
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI
I've been writing a lot more, I believe, because of the Internet. I've been posting stuff th...
ERROL MORRIS
I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy.
LANCE BASS
Oh yes, I've been approached to do all sorts of nonsense. How about a remake of 'West Side S...
TERRY ZWIGOFF
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I've been mayor of the city of Jerusalem, which is perhaps, in some ways, more complex and more ...
EHUD OLMERT
I've always been scared of advertising folk. I've met them at parties and I've been to t...
EVAN DAVIS
I've never been more nervous in my life than singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl.
KELLY CLARKSON
I've been in more than 20 movies. You just do the best you can and try to make a living.
SAM ROCKWELL
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST
If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it a...
MARISHA PESSL
As an actor, I've been all over the map, but since I've moved to Hollywood, people tend to c...
KEVIN DURAND
Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I'v...
PARIS HILTON
We have disappointments all the time in the business, and I've lost way more projects than I'...
BELLA THORNE
In many ways, I think that, while we've been remarkably violent in our media, there's been a...
IVAN REITMAN
I've always been more comfortable sinking while clutching a good theory than swimming with an ug...
DAVID MAMET
I've been a character actress right from the beginning. I was no more like 'Cinderella' ...
LESLEY ANN WARREN
I've been auditioning for a few movies here and there. I don't want anything to get in the w...
CASSIE VENTURA
I've been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmeri...
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I've had way more rejections than I've had jobs.
MATTHEW MORRISON
He was a disciplinarian, ... Any time you got out of line, any time you fired back or had an attitud...
CHARLES DEAN
I've achieved more than some people do in a lifetime, but it doesn't mean I've done it a...
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
I've never been in any country for more than four years, and I'm learning different language...
SANTIAGO CABRERA
I've been on the 'Tonight Show' a million times, and I'd be embarrassed to do the sa...
NORM CROSBY
When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
I'm sure those rumors are spread, but it's just ah - we're really good friend. We've...
SCOTTY MCCREERY
This is the first time in my life I've ever been happy, not completely happy, but happier than I...
LATOYA JACKSON
Above everything else I've done, I've always said I've had more guts than I've got t...
DOLLY PARTON
Being in all of my relationships, I'm even more confused than I've ever been, I don't kn...
JAMIE KENNEDY
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I'v...
MICHAEL JORDAN
Nothing has changed in our relationship with East West. We have no relationship with East West. We&#...
ANDREW ELDRITCH
I've been in a few love triangles. I've been in a love quadrilateral.
BEAU MIRCHOFF
One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean you got to real...
RONALD BIGGS
I've been hot, I've been lukewarm, I've been freezing, but I've always been a headli...
DON RICKLES
Over the past several years, I've been more in a managerial role.
DENNIS RITCHIE
I've always been more of a camera hog than anything, and it's just another way to get it all...
CARLY SCHROEDER
I've been a much happier person in my early thirties than I was in my twenties.
JAKE SHEARS
As a West Side kid fooling around with boxing gloves, I had been, for some reason of temperament, mo...
GENE TUNNEY
The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outrag...
TIM HETHERINGTON
I've been hearing from people saying they see me more than they do their city council member.
GENE GREEN
I've proven I'm courageous. I'm gutsier than anybody; I've got a better imagination ...
MICHAEL KEATON
To be honest, once you've driven around for about five, 10 laps, you don't notice a differen...
DANICA PATRICK
I've been visiting Thailand for more than 20 years but didn't fall in love with it until I v...
TONY PARSONS
I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. T...
TARRYN FISHER
I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.
BRUCE VILANCH
I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken...
ALBERT BROOKS
I've been told that 'Midnight at the Oasis' has been responsible for the conception of m...
MARIA MULDAUR
I've been playing old parts forever. I play 93 quite often. When you've done it more than on...
MAGGIE SMITH
I will be better in Monte Carlo than I was in Phoenix. If I can't win maybe I will lead 50 laps.
JEAN ALESI
I've been in the hospital once when I had my daughter, and, oh, when I broke my elbow, but other...
HILLARY CLINTON
I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son.
DUANE CHAPMAN
I've always been interested in the history of the West, our country and particularly as it relat...
BEAU BRIDGES
I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused...
HOWIE MANDEL
In the last few years I've been listening to jazz more than anything else. I listen to a lot of ...
SERJ TANKIAN
I think I've done more recording in the past 10 years than most people, but it's all been di...
STANLEY CLARKE
I've always been kind of a mutt creatively. I started off in journalism, and I've actually d...
J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
I've always felt more at home in the UK than in France.
JEAN PAUL GAULTIER
I've probably read more bad science fiction than anyone else alive. But I've also read more ...
GARDNER DOZOIS
I've been a little more fortunate, perhaps, than a lot of people have, for the simple reason tha...
CHICO HAMILTON
I've always wanted my characters to have more dimension and realistic cores than the ingenue mat...
KELLI O'HARA
I've always been more in control of my professional life than my personal life. Although I'm...
MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO
But I've always liked to be the kind of drummer and musician who likes to go outside of what'...
MATT CAMERON
I've been very fortunate. I've been in theater, films, television, radio, tragedy, comedy, f...
DONALD SINDEN
I don't know if I've ever been in a clique. The older I've gotten, the more I've rea...
AIMEE TEEGARDEN
Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reas...
MAKO
I've always had a more spatial mind, mathematical, than literal.
PORTIA DOUBLEDAY
I've never made plans for more than a day ahead.
MARY MACLANE
I've said this before: a homeless guy in Detroit has more mojo than a millionaire in Jacksonvill...
SHAHID KHAN
I've always been interested in gadgets and technology and I've always been a reader.
LEVAR BURTON
I've spent more time in hospitals than some fellows ever spend in church.
RABBIT MARANVILLE

More Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST
I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST
You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST
Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST
Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST
You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST
I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST
Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST
Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST
Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST
I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST