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CHASE UTLEY We put it all together, ... We still have three more to go. There's definitely still a shot. Obvious...
CHASE UTLEY I still don't think we've clicked as an offense. We can still do a better job. We're all going to ge...
CHASE UTLEY Especially being in the middle of the lineup with Ryan behind me, if I get on base, that could be an...
CHASE UTLEY Hitting at the top of the order is a good thing. You get more at-bats. I'm excited to see how this d...
CHASE UTLEY It took us a little while, but we swung the bats well tonight,
CHASE UTLEY This, ... shows the fire of this team.
CHASE UTLEY We have to be a little ahead of our usual schedule. Now we're ready to go.
CHASE UTLEY I'm hearing it from all the guys. I expect to. I deserve it. I would give myself grief. If someone e...
CHASE UTLEY I could care less if people talk about us or not. We know what we can do here. It's an exciting time...
CHASE UTLEY We were down in the game by a lot, but we still had that fire. We were rooting for him big time.
CHASE UTLEY This is a great place to hit. There's a great (hitters') background, and the ball definitely travels...
CHASE UTLEY It doesn't matter what happened in the past. It's all about the next three days.
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