I've been writing for people long enough to know that it has got to feel comfortable coming out of their mouths, especially when you're doing something that is first person and is so near and dear to you.

To write something you have to feel it and know it, and that's not comfortable.

I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.

I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet.

I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries.

I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me.