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JON SECADA I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel p...
JACK BLACK Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik...
BARBARA BOCHNER My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel.
BARBARA BOCHNER For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' ma...
ADAM PALLY His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
CHRIS BRANDON Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he w...
GUY OSEARY Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS I am at my core a singer/songwriter a la James Taylor or a la Billy Joel. It's not that I don...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT I love being married. I've been married three times.
DARLENE LOVE The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented.
KYGO I've only dressed in drag three or four times.
ADAM LAMBERT My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in...
PENN JILLETTE I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my hon...
JOE PESCI It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS I've been on the cover of 'Time' magazine three times, not for my beauty but because wha...
CHERYL TIEGS I watched 'Billy Madison' maybe 80 times. It's my favourite movie. Watched it, like, a m...
ANSEL ELGORT Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL I've driven in L.A. probably three times. I'm a slug in L.A.
BLAKE SHELTON I've got a personal trainer, and I train three times a week.
AMY CHILDS I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was ...
MARLEE MATLIN When I first drove my car down Sunset Strip, I nearly crashed my car gazing at the monolithic ads of...
REBECCA PIDGEON I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B...
GAVIN DEGRAW I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervi...
UPTON SINCLAIR There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5.
ISAAC HANSON I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
SINEAD O'CONNOR I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.
SHIA LABEOUF Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen...
ACTION BRONSON The movie I've seen a million times - wait, that's not possible - my favorite movie of all t...
DONALD FAISON I've always been asked, 'What is my favorite car?' and I've always said 'The nex...
CARROLL SHELBY I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months
MATTHEW PERRY In my 20 years of baseball, I've been misquoted three or four times, and for someone who talks a...
CURT SCHILLING At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bed...
DENNIS RODMAN I've had good times; I've had bad times.
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN I always say that the times in my life when I've been happiest are the times when I've seen,...
CHRIS EVANS The car the British soldiers were in crashed with a truck.
ABDUR RAHMAN I said 'no' to the 'Born Survivor' producer three times because I've never aspir...
BEAR GRYLLS I've always felt a bit hard done by in England - you know, I've won the Bisto three times in...
KATE THOMPSON I've become quite a serious explorer: I've been to Everest three times; I'm the oldest m...
BRIAN BLESSED No matter what, I will always hope for that day when I look around and can say, 'Oh yeah, I wrot...
ISAAC HANSON I've fallen over on stage a couple of times, but I've only ever bruised my ego.
IMELDA STAUNTON I've separated my shoulder and my collarbone; I've messed up my knee a million times. I'...
RONDA ROUSEY Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.
INGRID BERGMAN I've made club songs, and I've made radio songs, and I've made the car songs.
T-PAIN As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL The first time I rode a bike I was four or five. I crashed into the back of a car.
DAVID MILLAR I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is...
JASON ROBERT BROWN If I had been at an assembly line for films, I don't know if I would be the best driver. I think...
ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need t...
AUBREY PLAZA I'm being photographed, worrying about my hair - and yet here I am, I've directed a feature ...
NICOLE HOLOFCENER I've always worked on my own home and different places that I've owned. I really enjoyed it....
ANTONIO SABATO, JR. I've been to London twice. I saw the Broadway show 'Billy Elliot' there - phenomenal. I ...
OLESYA RULIN Usually, if I want to just listen to something or sing along to something, I'll put on some Gavi...
JOSH YOUNG I've only used my own voice about four times on film.
IAN HART I can feel my body is starting to get tired, all that training, which I've been doing three or f...
CARMEN MARTON I drove from L.A. to the bottom of Florida on Vespas, and I drove cross country multiple times in a ...
ARMIE HAMMER I've been a road-rat since I got my driver's licence at 16, so I've probably gone across...
SEAN PENN I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE I've got more stuff asked of me every week. But I drive a race car for a living. My car owner le...
TONY STEWART I've had three wives. I've had five weddings.
EDGAR BRONFMAN, SR. There's been times where I've come out of the bullpen thinking I was going to throw a no hit...
TIM WAKEFIELD I'm a rather multifaceted person - or at least I like to fashion myself as such - so my dreams a...
NE-YO Well, I've been in a few car wrecks.
DAVE MATTHEWS I've watched 'Ringu' probably three or four times before writing the first draft of '...
EHREN KRUGER I've flown out of character so many times. In that sense I've been lucky, because I've b...
JUNE CARTER CASH I borrowed my friend's car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a c...
EMILY MORTIMER If God sets your speed limit high, don't be afraid of your life-car being crashed.
MUNIA KHAN I lost my sense of trust, honesty and compassion. I crashed down and became what I consider an emoti...
SHANIA TWAIN So I've done my fair share of theater. I have also been very fortunate in that I've been abl...
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS I've worked with Steven Spielberg three times. I'm proud to say that I'm one of those ac...
JOE PANTOLIANO We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy...
BILL ANDREWS The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectio...
PAUL MICHAEL GLASER I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of ...
JOEL MADDEN I've never been to a race car race before.
CHRISTINA RICCI I've actually performed at Gay Pride in Atlanta three times in my career. I've always had a ...
JENNIFER NETTLES I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God kno...
JIMMY CARTER I'm afraid Eddie the Eagle was before my time. All I know is that his glasses were three times t...
SIMON AMMANN I've played a baseball player a few times, but in my career I've been blessed to have played...
DANIEL SUNJATA I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like m...
WILLIAM JOYCE Everybody goes through some tough times in their life, no matter what you do. Man, I've had my t...
DAVID ORTIZ In this case, the horse ran through traffic and crashed into a car and could've killed someone.
MICHAEL MCGRAW I've had many incidents in my life of racism. I've been thrown on the ground. I've been ...
FOREST WHITAKER I've done Graham Norton's show three times now. He tackles taboos and subject matter that wo...
KYLE MACLACHLAN One of my great all-time loves in cinema, and I've seen it three times, is Bondarchuk's '...
BAZ LUHRMANN I've only skied a couple of times in my life. Any skier would say I stink.
BRIDGETTE WILSON My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he t...
JULIA ROBERTS My dad was pretty old school. I've had a job since I can remember, and it's not like he was ...
SCOTT EASTWOOD I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I'v...
MICHAEL JORDAN I've made movies that cost less than one car chase.
SAM MENDES Billy Graham is one of my great lifetime heroes. I think he epitomizes the essence of what a Christi...
JIMMY CARTER If you put all the songs together that I've written on band records, and put it up next to my so...
JAMES IHA I've been all sorts of different shapes and sizes at different times in my life.
GERI HALLIWELL I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've...
STEVE YZERMAN I've had good times and bad times. That's me. That's how I am.
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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
BILLY JOEL In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
BILLY JOEL If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
BILLY JOEL [Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
BILLY JOEL Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
BILLY JOEL Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
BILLY JOEL Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
BILLY JOEL The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
BILLY JOEL If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
BILLY JOEL We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
BILLY JOEL They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
BILLY JOEL When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
BILLY JOEL We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
BILLY JOEL Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
BILLY JOEL I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
BILLY JOEL I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
BILLY JOEL Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
BILLY JOEL No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
BILLY JOEL I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
BILLY JOEL We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
BILLY JOEL You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
BILLY JOEL Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
BILLY JOEL You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
BILLY JOEL I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay.
BILLY JOEL I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
BILLY JOEL It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's...
BILLY JOEL I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young
BILLY JOEL Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
BILLY JOEL They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
BILLY JOEL I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
BILLY JOEL You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ...
BILLY JOEL There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ...
BILLY JOEL Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
BILLY JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
BILLY JOEL Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
BILLY JOEL I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t...
BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
BILLY JOEL As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
BILLY JOEL If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t...
BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart?
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a...
BILLY JOEL Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ...
BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
BILLY JOEL People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't...
BILLY JOEL You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
BILLY JOEL You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
BILLY JOEL The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ...
BILLY JOEL I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b...
BILLY JOEL If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
BILLY JOEL She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
BILLY JOEL I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
BILLY JOEL If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
BILLY JOEL We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h...
BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
BILLY JOEL I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k...
BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
BILLY JOEL Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other...
BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows.
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says...
BILLY JOEL I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old.
BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
BILLY JOEL Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
BILLY JOEL I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
BILLY JOEL I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
BILLY JOEL Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
BILLY JOEL When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe...
BILLY JOEL Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
BILLY JOEL Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception...
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr...
BILLY JOEL As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...
BILLY JOEL I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
BILLY JOEL Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d...
BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
JOEL OSTEEN A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
JOEL SALATIN We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
JOEL OSTEEN I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
JOEL KINNAMAN I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN