So before we end and then begin We'll drink a toast to how it's been A few more hours to be complete A few more nights on satin sheets A few more times that I can say I've loved these days
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Related The normal routine... cliche "FEW MORE SECONDS" "FEW MORE MINUTES DEYTH BANGER I am sitting far from you A thousand miles away from you I sit and write for you A th... AMIT ABRAHAM When at last we are sure You’ve been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms Must b... DR. SEUSS You have to die a few times before you can really live. CHARLES BUKOWSKI So your flesh shall be part of mine And part of mine be yours. Brother and sister we shall b... WILLIAM EMPSON I visit him a few times downtown while he paints. We talk about how he's going to Spain SAMANTHA SCHUTZ Everywhere, Everywhere" amazing, how grimly we hold onto our misery, ever defen... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Have you ever been in love?" I ask, turning on my side to look at him. He stares up at the sky. Blin... TAHEREH MAFI Where are Sam and Grace?" "Ringo left in his car a few hours ago. He must've taken Grace... MAGGIE STIEFVATER Praying It doesn’t have to be the blue iris, it could be weeds in a vacant lo... MARY OLIVER Please... Please ... Please tell this people after few more words you are goin... DEYTH BANGER Please... Please ... Please tell this people after few more words that you are... DEYTH BANGER How often do you have to drink?” “Every night, to feel good. Every few nights, to stay san... RAINBOW ROWELL Amor" So many days, oh so many days seeing you so tangible and so close, how do... PABLO NERUDA She was rare, few and far between She suspected he would be as well And the thought of two... MAQUITA DONYEL IRVIN It happens all the time in heaven, And some day It will begin to happen Again o... شمس الدین محمد حافظ شیرازی Like a comet pulled from orbit, As it passes a sun. Like a stream that meets a boulder, ... STEPHEN SCHWARTZ Late Hours" On summer nights the world moves within earshot on the interstate w... LISEL MUELLER To-day I shall be strong, No more shall yield to wrong, Shall squander life no more; ... A.E. HOUSMAN Then let amourous kisses dwell On our lips, begin and tell A Thousand and a Hundred score<... DIANA GABALDON [THE VIDEOLAND VIEW:] Rescue Me ... going to be nuts! When ... CALLIE THORNE When it happens and it hits hard, we decide certain things, and realize there's truth in all those d... DAVE MATTHES How many of us suffered to death? How many of them gained more wealth? How many of u... RIXA WHITE A few, a few, too few for drums and yells, May creep back, silent, to still village wells Up... WILFRED OWEN Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly; In my own way, and with my full consent. Say... EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY There are few men with more blood on their hands than me. None, that I know of. The Bloody-Nine... JOE ABERCROMBIE I thought I'd pay you a visit, my dear. Since you're so interesting." My mouth shifted in... LILITH SAINTCROW A dream so vibrant, A dream so blissful; I hold it close to my heart. In anxious nigh... SOMYA KEDIA In the end, just three things matter: How well we have lived How well we have loved<... JACK KORNFIELD she's the only thing that's made my life worth living and if that's all I get, a few months with her... MAGGIE STIEFVATER We have bigger houses but smaller families: We have more degrees but less sense; more knowled... DALAI LAMA The More Loving One Looking up at the stars, I know quite well That, for all ... W.H. AUDEN I punched him nos so lightly in the arm. 'Asshole.' He was silent for a few minutes, and then h... MICHELLE HODKIN How clear, how lovely bright, How beautiful to sight Those beams of morning play; Ho... A.E. HOUSMAN Things changing, failing apart, fading, another year, a few more moves, a hard person who ... BRET EASTON ELLIS there is a place in the heart that will never be filled a space and even ... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Percy wakes me (fourteen) Percy wakes me and I am not ready. He has slept all night ... MARY OLIVER I said, I want to tell you something. She said, you can tell me tomorrow. I had never told... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married." "I... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS here’s a toast to Alan Turing born in harsher, darker times who thought outside the cont... MATT HARVEY I loved my friend He went away from me There's nothing more to say The poem ends, LANGSTON HUGHES Did you say the stars were worlds, Tess?" "Yes." "All like ours?" "I don't know, but ... THOMAS HARDY But..." I'm not ready for you to stop being my problem. "It makes more sense, Park. If yo... RAINBOW ROWELL The 2ams have held my hopes all these years as I calm my nerves down for there would only be three m... SANHITA BARUAH There are so many things to say; so many things that can't really be said. So much has happene... ALYSHA SPEER Mark it, nuncle. Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest, Lend less... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He responded a few minutes later. Okay. I wrote back. Okay. JOHN GREEN He jerked back. "What is this? Be like you were with me the other times! When you melted for me." KRESLEY COLE One piece of log creates a small fire, adequate to warm you up, add just a few more pieces to b... MASTER JIN KWON How rarely these few years, as work keeps up aloof, Or fares, or one thing or another, How... VIKRAM SETH I love you. I love you a thousand times. I love you an irrational number. And I will... KAMAND KOJOURI How bitter were the Prozac pills of the last few hundred mornings LEONARD COHEN I loved my friend He went away from me There's nothing more to say The poem ends soft as it... LANGSTON HUGHES We slept in the same bed. There was never a right time to say it. It was always unnecessar... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER There will be time, there will be time To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;... T.S. ELIOT Blue jeans, white shirt Walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn It was like, J... LANA DEL REY I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of ... EDGAR ALLAN POE So I only say, "So what should we do with our last few days?" "I just want to spend every... SUZANNE COLLINS I have become intoxicated again. You are such a potent wine, my friend. To escape your wit... KAMAND KOJOURI Each in the most hidden sack kept the lost jewels of memory, intense love, secret nights a... PABLO NERUDA The heart that gives thanks is a happy one, for we cannot feel thankful and unhappy at the same time... DOUGLAS WOOD I walked across an empty land I knew the pathway like the back of my hand I felt the earth... BIL KEANE I am not going to kill you. First I'm going to beat on you for a few hours. Then I might move o... MARC GUGGENHEIM A Dream Within A Dream Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you... EDGAR ALLAN POE There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is a rapture on the lonely shore, There i... GEORGE GORDON BYRON Frost grows on the window glass, forming whorl patterns of lovely translucent geometry. B... VERA NAZARIAN Why is my love for you, dyed in wool? What is the hindrance to moving on? Why in lov... ZUBAIR AHSAN I must confess, that my heart is like a frozen lake, only pretends to be firm, to sh... AKASH MANDAL WHAT DADDY WOULD HAVE DONE First he would have listened intently which one could always t... URSULA DENISE WALKER The Beautiful Poem" I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you. Pissi... RICHARD BRAUTIGAN How would you like it if I said to you, 'It kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit bea... MELINA MARCHETTA You can do things on paper, but in reality, you can end up hurting people. You can make ... ELAINE DONNELLY 10 Steps to Becoming a Better Writer Write. Write more. Write even more. W... BRIAN CLARK In a few hours, she’ll see Anna for herself. She’ll see her dressed in blood, her hair... KENDARE BLAKE He tried to measure his day by tallying the hours on his wrist. I wiped it off and called... KAMAND KOJOURI And now, the end is near, And so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, JACQUES REVAUX Behind him lay the gray Azores, Behind the gates of Hercules; Before him not the ghost of sho... JOAQUIN MILLER From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we hap... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Few Come This Way Few come this way; not that the darkness Deters them, but t... EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY I will never let you know how much you hurt me No, I will never tell you The lasts few m... HENRY ROLLINS When you wake up from a dream you have only a few precious moments before the details of the dream b... VERA NAZARIAN New year resolutions you can actually keep!
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Call in sick at w... ANONYMOUS Very few changes in life are achieved without effort and a commitment to making that effor... DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI We'll Go No More A-roving So, we'll go no more a-roving So late into the nigh... GEORGE GORDON BYRON Nights and days came and passed And summer and winter and the rain. And it was good t... MARGARET WISE BROWN Was that me? Yes it was. Was that him? No it wasn't.. Just a trick of the woods! Just ... STEPHEN SONDHEIM it does seem the more we drink the better the words go. CHARLES BUKOWSKI What makes us leave what we love best? What is it inside us that keeps erasing itself When... CHARLES WRIGHT Sneezeweed, Drew?" He grinned. "Jealous?" "Surprised." "Remind me, and I'll have a ta... DEEANNE GIST Hello, How are you? New in this world? How old are you?? I'm sure that I know yo... DEYTH BANGER BOTTOM There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby that will never please. First, Pyr... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE God have pity on the smell of gasoline which finds its way like an arm through a car windo... S. JANE SLOAT I'd been making desicions for days. I picked out the dress Bailey would wear forever- a bl... JANDY NELSON Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand ... ROBERT HERRICK Volunteers Many will be shocked to find, When the day of judgement nears, That there's a s... ANON. Dark house, by which once more I stand Here in the long unlovely street, Doors, where my h... ALFRED TENNYSON If we surrendered to earth’s intelligence we could rise up rooted, like trees. RAINER MARIA RILKE Why did you run away last time?” William asks quietly, so quietly that at first, I think I’m ima... ANNA B. DOE Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can in... ROMAN PAYNE Actually, [Wax] said, we came here because we needed someplace safe to think for a few hours." ... BRANDON SANDERSON
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