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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
SIR NATHAN ROTHSCHILD I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business
mistake if I don't.
SIR NATHAN ROTHSCHILD I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
STEVE MARTIN I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX My best and worst 'Idol' moments? I don't have a worst 'Idol' moment... I've...
NICKI MINAJ Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON If I've got food and water, as long as I can exercise my mind and keep it nimble, then I'll ...
ROB WALTON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON I really don't care what people think of me. I've got my family. I've got my friends. Ye...
CHRIS KYLE I don't like to be labeled, to be anything. I've made the mistake before myself of labeling ...
NEIL YOUNG I've got a new rule. It'll be rule No. 312. If it's three days before a campaign, don...
LAMAR ALEXANDER I've always felt that if I examine myself too much, I'll find out what I know and don't ...
CLINT EASTWOOD It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON I don't feel 50. I'm still ambitious, and I've only just got my licence to race sports c...
PAUL HOLLYWOOD Some people say to be an actor you've got to die to do it. I think it's healthy if you think...
KATE ASHFIELD I don't think anybody should be expanding Medicaid. I think it's a mistake to create new and...
BOBBY JINDAL I don't dance like I used to, but I'm moving and I'll be doing my form of dance at Town ...
BEN VEREEN I don't think you'll ever be happy about anything unless you've done it.
GARY BARLOW I think I'll probably be pregnant all through my 30s. I've always pictured everyone around t...
CHRISSY TEIGEN I just come do what I've got to do, play my game. And I don't worry if anybody likes it.
DAVID ORTIZ I definitely don't see myself as an actor. I don't even have it on my passport. I've got...
JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR I've got my life. I'm very serious about my business. I've got my family. And I've g...
ERNIE ELS I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
MATT GROENING Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had...
BILL HADER I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
GRAHAM NORTON I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I...
CATHERINE TATE I couldn't have accomplished the things in my career if I didn't practice, and the worst par...
ALLEN IVERSON If certain songs become popular enough to the point where I'll be playing them the rest of my li...
CHANTAL KREVIAZUK About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN I can't complain that I've had a public all through my writing life, but people don't qu...
ALAN BENNETT I just don't want to be the damsel in distress. I'll scream on the balcony, but you've g...
KIRSTEN DUNST I really don't think anything I do is a mistake. It could be if I didn't learn from it.
FIONA APPLE It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Ca...
ADELE If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir.
WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN I don't accept my business the way it is, to be honest. I don't like what it's become. I...
RUPERT EVERETT I let people see the cracks in my life. We can't be phony. We've got to keep it real.
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.
DIANE KRUGER I just don't like showing everything I've got. I don't want to look like I'm trying ...
ELISHA CUTHBERT I've got four pitches now. I don't have to use them all the time, but I've got them in m...
DREW POMERANZ I make it my business to see or do something cultural in every place I go to. If you don't, you&...
JACK REYNOR Later in my life, I'm going to look back and smile and be very fulfilled. I know that if I don...
SHANIA TWAIN If you got what it takes, you'll make it. If you don't, Shakespeare couldn't help you.
JACK L. CHALKER I would never stay under circumstances where I felt I was a figurehead and might look good in your t...
JERRY WEST I don't know if I have a voice of my own. I don't see me being an important person with some...
PETER ACKROYD If I ever score against Spurs, I won't celebrate. Even if it's the best goal in the world, I...
JERMAIN DEFOE I don't play classical guitar. But I do in my mind. I've got it on a stand.
MICHAEL GAMBON By nature, I keep moving, man. My theory is, be the shark. You've just got to keep moving. You c...
BRAD PITT Every two months, I'll get a trim, and every two years, I'll get a cut. And my night ritual ...
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS I don't really write with living actors in mind. I guess I write for dead actors. I'll think...
BRIAN HELGELAND If I couldn't do it, then I'd be defeated. I've got the tools to do it. I never did ques...
BILLY HIGGINS I've done nothing wrong. Some people just don't like me. Maybe I'm somebody that's e...
DANIEL CORMIER You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. I'm innocent....
RICHARD M. NIXON I don't really know anything about the movie business, even though I've lived in Los Angeles...
LISA SEE I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, i...
EVAN RACHEL WOOD I don't know how long I'll be competing, but I'll always be surfing. I'll be surfing...
BETHANY HAMILTON If you got a dope girl, there's going to be people that want her. But I don't know, I've...
LANCE GROSS Anywhere I'm wanted, I'll go. I've got to be wanted, though.
BROWNIE MCGHEE I don't want to be satisfied with where I'm at or happy about what I've done. I want to ...
PATRICK KANE I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothin...
JACQUES PEPIN It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that....
CHLOE SEVIGNY I really - I don't take my work that seriously, and I think that's what keeps me loose. If I...
ELMORE LEONARD Art is like breathing for me. If I don't do it, I start to choke.
YOKO ONO My No. 1 goal, and what I've spent my entire life striving to achieve is to win a World Cup. I w...
HOPE SOLO I maybe had a first love and had my heart broken, but reflecting on it, I don't think that was l...
SELENA GOMEZ I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish ...
EOIN COLFER The thing about growing old is you have to accept it - if you don't, you'll be as miserable ...
JUDY PARFITT I don't care if they eat me alive, I've got better things to do then survive.
ANI DIFRANCO You can't be taught to be brainy. You've either got it or you don't.
SAMANTHA FOX 'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I...
WALLACE SHAWN If I don't make the team out of spring training, I'll keep a good attitude. I'll just go...
CORY LIDLE All those car battles with my brother Ned were excellent training. Even now, on the set, if we'r...
CHEVY CHASE My advice to actors? To successful actors, it's, 'sock it away,' and unsuccessful actors...
STEPHEN LANG It's weird because my parents don't really understand my business. I get fan mail all day lo...
IDRIS ELBA I've been extraordinarily fortunate that I've been able to go live a very active, stressful ...
DICK CHENEY I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
CARROT TOP My life is proof that I don't need you to do what I do. If there's no one to see it, I'l...
ABEL FERRARA The press keep asking me, 'What was your biggest mistake?' But if I had made a big mistake, ...
KEN LIVINGSTONE I don't know if I'll ever get used to the idea that strangers know who I am. I don't kno...
LINDSEY VONN I've never been one to be too careful with my diet. If I really start watching what I eat, I'...
DANIEL NESTOR Obviously I've had crushes, and I've tried to make things work with people, but it doesn'...
SOPHIE TURNER We've been asked to do 'Playboy' together, me and Victoria, as a pair. I don't think...
DAVID BECKHAM I don't know how to not have fun. I'm dying and I'm having fun, and I'm going to kee...
RANDY PAUSCH I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ...
RICK RIORDAN I don't think much. I'm just going to keep doing what I've been doing. Adjust on the fly...
DREW POMERANZ I don't diet, I don't do fads, I've just decided to not eat carbs. So no more bread and ...
NANCY MEYERS I don't want to run around and look at a shot through a monitor. That doesn't improve what I...
JOHNNY DEPP I don't want to write any more screenplays, I'll tell you that right now. It's a waste o...
ELMORE LEONARD I'll be honest with you, I don't agree with President Obama about everything. But I've g...
CHARLIE CRIST I'm a very determined businesswoman... I've got lots of things to do, and I don't have t...
KIM BASINGER I don't want to die in a car accident. When I die it'll be a glorious day. It'll probabl...
RIVER PHOENIX Most people want to become movie stars and I just want to be in the business. I already was a star. ...
CARL LEWIS I'm the gypsy man. I don't really live anywhere. I've got a roof over my head in Los Ang...
ALEX PETTYFER Ever since I've given up dancing, every physiotherapist or Pilates teacher has said you have to ...
DARCEY BUSSELL There's no point thinking, 'Well, my life's certainly worked out, I've got all the a...
MICHAEL FASSBENDER There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course....
DICK VAN DYKE I'll keep on acting 'til they wipe the drool. I like the business. I like to do different pa...
ROBERT DUVALL I have my own faith which I've developed. It's non-denominational. I don't even know if ...
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STEVE MARTIN . . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me.
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Put a live ch...
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Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things yo...
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STEVE MARTIN You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This ...
STEVE MARTIN I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
STEVE MARTIN A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death...
MARTIN Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love ca...
MARTIN Everybody can be great.
Because anybody can serve..
You only need a heart full of grace.
A soul gene...
MARTIN A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
MARTIN It would have been a lot of fun as a receiver to play.
STEVE LARGENT YouTube is a platform, a distribution vehicle.
STEVE CHEN We're allowing technology to take out the non-value-added manual elements of the McDonald's ...
STEVE EASTERBROOK Ultimately, the bread and butter of McDonald's is delivering great service, great quality food, ...
STEVE EASTERBROOK Take the crocodile, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those specie...
STEVE IRWIN There's a waterfall of content that you're missing out on.
STEVE CHEN The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
STEVE COOGAN Snakes are just very instinctive to me. I've been playing with snakes since before I could walk....
STEVE IRWIN The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.
STEVE IRWIN So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes.
STEVE IRWIN No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.
STEVE IRWIN I believe sustainable use is the greatest propaganda in wildlife conservation at the moment.
STEVE IRWIN I sincerely believe that there's room for cutting down trees for forestry and grazing, so as we ...
STEVE IRWIN That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from...
STEVE IRWIN We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been s...
STEVE IRWIN Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.
STEVE IRWIN The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm get...
STEVE IRWIN When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to...
STEVE IRWIN No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted wi...
STEVE IRWIN I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet...
STEVE IRWIN Crikey means gee whiz, wow!
STEVE IRWIN Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing.
STEVE IRWIN Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart.
STEVE IRWIN