I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.