I'd probably crap my pants.

We back it up with kick-ass playing. We put a hell of a lot of emotion behind what we do, even if we didn't write it. Me personally, I'm always thinking about what John Bonham was doing the whole time I'm playing, but it has to come through me. There is a part of us in what we do.

He was crap!

It had to be the pants.

I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you. The difference is, once I get my pants on I make sales! Coffee is for closers!

They put their pants on the same way we do.