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If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything
BILL LYON
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
WILLIAM LYON PHELPS
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
WILLIAM LYON PHELPS
If at first don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
BILL LYON
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
HENNY YOUNGMAN
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.
MICHAEL CHANG
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
STEVEN WRIGHT
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
MARK HOPPUS
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
MARCELENE COX
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
ALAN LEWIS
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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CHARLIE SHEEN
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.
CURLY HOWARD
If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations
JONATHAN TROPPER
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
HOMER SIMPSON
If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
LEO ROSTEN
If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.
KIRK KIRKPATRICK
If at first you don't succeed, try reading the instructions.
DANIEL NEMEC
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
LAURENCE J. PETER
If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
If at first you do succeed, try something harder
PROVERB
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents
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If at first you don't succeed; you are running about average.
M. H. ALDERSON
If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
M. H. ALDERSON
If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
M.H. ALDERSON
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.
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If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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If at first you do succeed, don't take any more chances.
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.
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if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!
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If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we shall find something new
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If you dont understand the MOTIVE, don't judge the means!
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He had no clue who I was.
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She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins
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At Oracle, silver medal is first loser.
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Most chick singers say 'If you hurt me, I'll die'...I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
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If you dont stand for something you fall for everything.
MALCOLM X
If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET)
If we do not find anything very pleasant, at least we shall find something new.
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Anything that you dont overcome will eventualy overtake you.
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You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
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If you do not begin to search, then you cannot find anything
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My son likes to go see mines and electric plants, or the Large Hadron Collider, and we've had a ...
BILL GATES
Like any well designed software product, Windows is designed, developed and tested as an integrated ...
BILL GATES
The quality of research in the U.S. is absolutely the best.
BILL GATES
The bulk of the universities are about teaching kids.
BILL GATES
People want to watch whatever video they want to watch whenever they want to watch. If you provision...
BILL GATES
In K-12, almost everybody goes to local schools. Universities are a bit different because kids actua...
BILL GATES
My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.
BILL GATES
In low-income countries, getting to a health post is hard. It's very expensive.
BILL GATES
I think there will be PCs at every price point.
BILL GATES
I don't have a magic formula for prioritizing the world's problems.
BILL GATES
The truth of Moore's law has made remarkable things possible. On the software side, I think natu...
BILL GATES
The only definition by which America's best days are behind it is on a purely relative basis.
BILL GATES
Digital reading will completely take over. It's lightweight and it's fantastic for sharing. ...
BILL GATES
At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I&...
BILL GATES
I never took a day off in my twenties. Not one. And I'm still fanatical, but now I'm a littl...
BILL GATES
Polio's pretty special because once you get an eradication, you no longer have to spend money on...
BILL GATES
I remember thinking quite logically that I didn't want to spoil my children with wealth and so t...
BILL GATES
To create a new standard, it takes something that's not just a little bit different; it takes so...
BILL GATES
Money has no utility to me beyond a certain point.
BILL GATES
People everywhere love Windows.
BILL GATES
I'm never fully satisfied with any Microsoft product.
BILL GATES
The general idea of the rich helping the poor, I think, is important.
BILL GATES
If I'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago...
BILL GATES
Exposure from a young age to the realities of the world is a super-big thing.
BILL GATES
Connectivity enables transparency for better government, education, and health.
BILL GATES
I have been struck again and again by how important measurement is to improving the human condition.
BILL GATES
China adopted a capitalist system in the 1980s, and they went from a 60% poverty rate to 10%.
BILL GATES
The best teacher is very interactive.
BILL GATES
Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings.
BILL GATES
The tablet is not mainstream. Reading off the screen is not mainstream.
BILL GATES
Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it k...
BILL GATES
I'm a geek.
BILL GATES
I know there's a farmer out there somewhere who never wants a PC and that's fine with me.
BILL GATES
If you go back to 1800, everybody was poor. I mean everybody. The Industrial Revolution kicked in, a...
BILL GATES
Go empower yourself. You need confidence because the one thing that bullying does is it belittles yo...
BILL GOLDBERG
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.
BILL GATES