If ballet were easy, they'd call it football
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
DAVID LETTERMAN Everything you could imagine Robin Williams being, he was and more.
ROBERTO AGUIRE Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.
PAUL MOONEY A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
TERRY GILLIAM I indeed had only one scene, one speech, one little speech, but it was with Robin Williams.
CHARLES KEATING Robin Williams understands sonic performances. He understands what it's like to change your voic...
BILLY WEST I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy.
BILL HADER When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is ki...
BEN FOSTER We play football. It's not ballet.
SHAUN ALEXANDER I want to be like Robin Williams, really. It's all the different characters he does, all the dif...
KAREN GILLAN Football is the ballet of the masses.
DMITRI SHOSTAKOVICH I've gone far in the movie business, but no matter how far I go, every time I pick up the phone ...
DAWN STEEL Baseball and football are very different games. In a way, both of them are easy. Football is easy if...
BO JACKSON Baseball and football are very different games. In a way, both of them are easy. Football is easy ...
BO JACKSON As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as...
PHIL HARTMAN Robin Williams, by the way, is the most consummately skilled actor, and one of the funniest people I...
CHARLES KEATING When I was a kid, it was a little bit exciting working with Peter Weir and Robin Williams, but that ...
ROBERT SEAN LEONARD Football is easy if you're crazy as hell
BO JACKSON I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of t...
CHRIS COOPER Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there. You can't see oxygen, yet we canno...
S.M. COLEY I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true...
CHRISTINE BARANSKI The music industry is so easy compared to the ballet world.
VANESSA CARLTON I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary C...
LUCILLE BALL Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it.
DEYTH BANGER Robin: I'm a hero, Starfire, and if you don't like it...
Starfire: Robin? I like it more then y...
TEEN TITANS TROUBLE IN TOKYO If it were easy, it would have no value.
BILL TOOMEY 'Football is only a game.' That is the most outrageous nonsense of the lot. Football is a science, i...
TOM UTLEY Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say...
JOAN RIVERS If it were easy it would not be any fun.
T JAY TAYLOR I love ballet. Ballet is its own being. It has its own vocabulary. I feel as if I am in a different ...
KIERNAN SHIPKA If life were easy, then it would be boring.
CHARLES BECK The people who enjoy classical music, opera, even classical ballet, would come to classical theatre ...
JOHN WRIGHT One of the goals of ballet is to make it look as easy as possible, so people think it's easier than ...
JAN DIJKWEL Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob...
MITCH HEDBERG I grew up watching stuff with Jim Carey, Robin Williams and Sandra Bullock in them. I've always ...
AMANDA CREW It's too easy to blame other people in football.
STEVEN GERRARD Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be ...
GEORGE BALANCHINE ¿Quieres entender que es un año de vida? Pregúntaselo a un estudiante que acaba de suspender el e...
MARC LEVY If you call people terrorists, it makes it easy for a nut to take out the enemy for God and country.
MARK SPRENGEL tanith: have you called the police?
fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. DEREK LANDY Don't worry, don't panic.
MONIKA JOANNA ORAWIEC If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.
MARYROSE WOOD I think you have everyone kind of pulling on the same end of the rope. It's not like you're Robin Wi...
MICHAEL MCKEAN [Williams has rejuvenated a rushing attack that ranked No. 29 in the NFL last year.] Last year we di...
BRIAN GRIESE It was exhilarating. If you were talented, it was easy to rise through the ranks if you knew what yo...
DIANA PETERS Music was important. Football was the easy part.
ZINEDINE ZIDANE The two robins in the mural were painted for my wife, Robin.
TOM CARSON I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress wh...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH Talent grips us. We are overtaken by the beauty of Michelangelo's sculpture, riveted by Mariah C...
JOHN C. MAXWELL When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We d...
STEPHEN ROOT Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were easy; in the one case th...
BALTASAR GRACIAN I started ballet in my early 20s. I studied for about ten years. Ballet is probably the one of the h...
HERSCHEL WALKER People look up to Jacques Mesrine as if he were a Robin Hood, stealing from the rich, but he never g...
VINCENT CASSEL I've never seen somebody that famous, ever, ... More than Robin Williams walking down the street in ...
MATT DAMON I'm Serena Williams on the court, but away I have so many different names. I call myself Butterf...
SERENA WILLIAMS It's so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs... we should make it that easy to be involved...
SNOOP DOGG In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless...
NORM MACDONALD If only it were that easy to let go of hate. Just relax your face.
LAINI TAYLOR How can you live the high life if you do not wear high heels? I don't understand why women wear ...
SONIA RYKIEL We were down two points at the half and if you want to call it battling adversity, call it that beca...
JACK CHAPMAN It's so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs, ... We should make it that easy to be involved i...
SNOOP DOGG If you were ever to interview me after a football game or at a football game or around me during foo...
KEYSHAWN JOHNSON They were very collaborative. They are easy to work with and understand the value of entertainment. ...
JOEL GALLEN Once, the arts were opera, ballet, classical music, and everything else deemed highbrow.
MELVYN BRAGG If I were going to name my blade," Mia said thoughtfully, "I'd call it 'Fluffy.
JAY KRISTOFF People do dismiss ambient music, don't they? They call it 'easy listening,' as if to sug...
BRIAN ENO We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile f...
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI People feel the worst film I made was 'Jack.' But to this day, when I get checks from old mo...
FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA How easy would life be if you were less intelligent!
GERHARD KOCHER It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it.
UNKNOWN I remember when we were making 'They Call It Pro Football,' which was our 'Citizen Kane....
STEVE SABOL Radio City Music Hall was at the table. Alvin Ailey, Hubbard Street, the New York City Ballet, Ameri...
RICHARD GIBBS I look up to Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon. I'm a huge fan of their work. I also like actors ...
WILL POULTER With 'Good Will Hunting,' Miramax made certain the recruited audience wasn't expecting t...
GUS VAN SANT I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a wai...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH Give me your hands, if we be friends, and Robin shall restore amends.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE We do a lot of ballet movements in class. So if you don't have a Crunch gym nearby, you can check ou...
DONNA CYRUS If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts.
RITCHIE BLACKMORE We could only justify it if we were guaranteed Champions League football for the next three seasons....
RUDI ASSAUER Look at a football field. It looks like a big movie screen. This is theatre. Football combines the s...
STEVE SABOL If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it.
DEYTH BANGER To speak robin to a robin is like speaking French to a Frenchman
FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT They were not Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, they were stealing from chi...
GARY GAMBARDELLA If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.
GORDON SINCLAIR I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington...
SOPHIA BUSH We made a lot of arrests and back then they were very popular on TV -- Batman and Robin,
MICHAEL CHITWOOD Call for the robin-red-breast, and the wren,
Since o'er shady groves they hover,
And with leav...
JOHN WEBSTER Football's the big cheese, if you like. It's easy to have a swipe. There's a lot of foot...
GARY LINEKER Would they call me a diva if I were a guy?
ZAHA HADID If [Williams] would like to meet, that is what we want.
DOUGLAS HURT All the music from the ballet I found to be expressive and easy on the ears. I like variety . . . I ...
JAMES BUCKLEY Freak-outs were a lot like snowballs. If something stuck, it was easy to keep gathering up more worr...
AMANDA HAMM I frequently go to the ballet, but I don't miss it in the sense that I wish I were still dancing...
DAMIAN WOETZEL It's not easy. Many, many, many songs have been written about it. We wouldn't have anything to read ...
CLAIRE DANES It was Ken, ... He called. I think it was probably not an easy phone call for him to make.
BILLY BEANE It is easy to live for others, everybody does. I call on you to live for yourselves.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I’m thinking it would be very easy to love you. And easier to call you my friend.
SARAH J. MAAS It is easy to live for others, everybody does. I call on you to live for yourself.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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ROBIN WILLIAMS You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH