If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else

People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?