Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?