If Donald Trump's candidacy has proven anything, it's that the media has no idea what Americans care about.

I love the idea of the Great Wall of Trump.

Women! I have no idea. I don't know anything about women at all. They're a complete mystery to me.

I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.

How about 'anvil babies' - because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer.

We're getting a wall. We're definitely getting a wall. That's the one thing we know about a Trump presidency.