If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.

When I was 17 or 18 I wanted to become a wine expert, and my parents wouldn't let me drink. So I was devastated. All I could do was read, and I read and I read. And I'd read something like, you know, 'Subtle hints of cassis.'

Best wine if you're stranded on a deserted island? 1982 Salon Champagne.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I would read all day if I could.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.