If I could have anyone's mind for a day, I really can't think of anyone other than Einstein.

I would read all day if I could.

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.