If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

I went out to some advertising agencies and asked if I could do anything.

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.

I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.