I went out to some advertising agencies and asked if I could do anything.

If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

Several times we were stranded in strange places without any money and with our credit cards cancelled - trapped in a hotel that we couldn't check out of because we had no money to check out.

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.

If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.