If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.