If I lost weight, I'd be two-dimensional!

Aside from the fact that they say it's unhealthy, my fat ain't never been no trouble. Mens always have loved me. My kids ain't never complained. Plus they's fat.

A lot of people are doing something about their weight, but by their own reckoning, it isn't enough to get the results they want.

We're talking about champions when there were real weight classes, too. Now, you can have a light lunch and be eligible to fight for a title in a heavier division.

A trial is still an ordeal by battle. For the broadsword there is the weight of evidence; for the battle-ax the force of logic; for the sharp spear, the blazing gleam of truth; for the rapier, the quick and flashing knife of wit.

Being lost isn't the same as being nowhere. Being lost is worse because there's the false hope that you might be found.