Aside from the fact that they say it's unhealthy, my fat ain't never been no trouble. Mens always have loved me. My kids ain't never complained. Plus they's fat.

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.

If I lost weight, I'd be two-dimensional!

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

She gave me the dog-eye and moved slightly back.

“Are you concerned about your weight, Fat Jimmy?”

I took a long drag on my cigarette.

“Not at all. My doctor says I’ve got another two stone to go before I’m morbidly obese.”

Fat Jimmy from "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" due out Jan 2017

You have to face your fears and challenge them head on, or your psychological land mines will blow up your weight loss dreams.